5 Reasons To Use That John May 8, 2007
Posted by WishBoNe in Career, Health and Fitness, Just For Fun, Random Thoughts.trackback
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This is an entry to join in Darren’s latest Group Writing Project.
Everyone has to use the lavatory at some point in the day. The top 5 reasons I use it are:
- I get to have a “Me” time. No phone calls, no one asking me, no one is looking at me.
- Time for thinking the next step to solve that pesky problem encountered at work.
- Take a nap because there is no way you can nap at your cubicle. Provided that the air’s clear, of course.
- Curse that co-worker who has been bothering you lately even when he/she knows you are really, really busy trying to solve that problem they have been bugging you about. Just not aloud, the walls have ears.
- Ensure that not a hair is out of place when you finally emerge from the above.
Check out the rest of the entries of day 1 here. My favourite techie entries are listed here.
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I can think of ANOTHER reason… ; ) (dirty smile)
I like to leave the list as it is 😀
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Ohh. You’ve forgotten to add … Doodle on toilet paper.
;P
That’ll be 6. 😆 I don’t doodle on the toilet paper though, it’s not strong enough for my hard impression on them. They won’t hold.
Lol. A very funny post.
I use sometimes use/go to the bathroom whenever I am trying to hide from my niece. Lol. She’s 3 years old and she always comes to our house to ask me to draw something for her. It has been already a couple of weeks and this is the only solution I could find. Hahaha..
Also I use the bathroom for .. ehem. personal things.
Also, If you have time, why don’t you drop by my post:
http://mobileko.blogspot.com/2007/05/snatch-top-5-tips-on-how-to-be.html
It’s also an entry for the problogger top 5- group writing project. ^^ Goodluck to us all!
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I catch up on reading. I’ll load up with a few articles. I will fold them up so they can fit into my pocket. This way the people at work don’t know I’m going in for my dump n’ read session. LOL
Turtle King
http://turtlesatwork.blogspot.com/2007/05/stupid-is-as-stupid-does.html
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@Karlo
Hiding from your niece! Gosh. You must be well-loved by her 🙂
@Turtle King
I used to read while doing the dump. 😆 Certain things changed through time though. Hee.
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LOL I like the “Me time one”. I actually did a post about turning your bathroom into a spa retreat….uhmmm it isn’t as weird as it sounds…
I hide from my boys in there. They always want to know why they have penises and I just have hair.
I get tired of telling them about my “vagina” over and over.
You can read about the 5 things they learned at a rock festival at my place….
@OHSucker
Turn the bathroom into a spa? Sounds nice to me 😛 I guess it’s in everyone’s mind. You’d want to feel real fresh and relaxed from it.
@Anne
You boys sounds like they are very interested in the human anatomy. Makes me wonder how the teacher teaches the bio class. *ponders*
Wishbone: Today’s teachers have to get the parents to sign many forms before they teach anatomy and sex! Fortunately I gave my oldest “the talk” a couple of yrs ago (“It’s Natural But It’s rated R”) and added the stuff I left out recently (The Penis Project).
It never stops around here.
@Anne
Oh, I’m actually giving tuition for science for a student that has not yet reach her teens yet. Fortunately, she has not yet asked me anything on anything that you had given yours the “talk”.
I shall have to read up more on how to field such questions. 🙂
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